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How would you like to be martyred?

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How would you like to be martyred?
Phatt Matt s Offline
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RE: How would you like to be martyred?
April 1, 2014 at 2:27 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2014 at 2:36 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
(April 1, 2014 at 2:21 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
Tyrion Lannister Wrote:In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

Some people have died like that. Heart attacks while having sex lol. The heartratecan go up to extreme levels when one is whipped into an erotic frenzy.

Yeah I'd like to get fucked to death Devil
(April 1, 2014 at 2:20 pm)Insanity Wrote: Getting martyred is not on my to do list. Lucky for me not being american if america was taken over by extremists I'd be okay.. Pretty pissed off seems you 'Mericans are an okay bunch though.

Insanity I just realized you're amish as well. LOL. I promise I didn't copy you Big Grin
(April 1, 2014 at 2:19 pm)ShaMan Wrote: I have an ax in one hand and a mace in the other - bring it on!

Yeah! If I get diagnosed with an incureable debilitating disease, or have an accident that leaves me in a wheelchair, I'll get a plane ticket to your town and you take me out in the woods decked out in war paint and split my head open with your hatchet.

Sacrifice me to your animist Gods.

Then tie me to a tree and light it on fire and invite your friends over for Pow WOW! Wink

Dude seriously! It would be an honor and pleasure to serve you and enhance your life in such a way.
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How would you like to be martyred?

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How would you like to be martyred? - by Phatt Matt s - April 1, 2014 at 2:16 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by ShaMan - April 1, 2014 at 2:19 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by Nine - April 1, 2014 at 2:20 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by Jackalope - April 1, 2014 at 2:21 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by Phatt Matt s - April 1, 2014 at 2:27 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by Nine - April 1, 2014 at 2:31 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by Nine - April 1, 2014 at 2:39 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by Nine - April 1, 2014 at 3:00 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by Minimalist - April 1, 2014 at 3:09 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by *Deidre* - April 1, 2014 at 3:11 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by Nine - April 1, 2014 at 3:13 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by Cato - April 1, 2014 at 3:45 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by *Deidre* - April 1, 2014 at 3:57 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by Minimalist - April 1, 2014 at 3:59 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by Jackalope - April 1, 2014 at 5:24 pm
RE: How would you like to be martyred? - by truthBtold - April 1, 2014 at 5:36 pm

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