(April 2, 2014 at 1:34 pm)Bad Writer Wrote: When Jesus was crucified he suffered a mild inconvenience, a hiccup, if you will, in the grand scheme of things. Calling what happened to him a "sacrifice" a gross exaggeration of the story's details
When Gandalf the Grey was pulled from the Fellowship by the Balrog, it was a small road bump in the journey to Mordor. He returned from the depths of the earth, reborn as Gandalf the White. Arguably, Frodo and Sam didn't even need help getting to their goal. And remember that Gandalf also saved the two Hobbits before they burned alive, which is more than we can say for the resurrected Jesus, who didn't care to step in when Peter was crucified upside down.
Would upside down crucifixion even work?
It puts totally different mechanical pressures on the body.
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