Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

April 2, 2014 at 10:06 pm (This post was last modified: April 2, 2014 at 10:06 pm by Chad32.)

(April 2, 2014 at 9:29 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote:
(April 2, 2014 at 9:22 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I assure you that I have long invited the FSM into my stomach, and my life has been better for it.

You have not truly believed unless you have buttered your face with the Garlic of Truth, accepting the Truth without regard for breath or personal hygiene unto your mortal form, with His Garlic Salt and His Crushed Red Pepper.

How dare you speak his holy, Noodly name without first anointing thy eyemeatballs with the holy oil of Crushed Red Pepper, for you do not yet know the way of His Spaghetti.

Thank you for pointing out my transgressions, for though I have the will, I do not always see the way. I shall seek the Holy Hut of Pizza, confess my sins, and study the Sacred Pasta Menu for a more clear guidance. We all fall short of the glory of the FSM, and need correcting from time to time.

Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Rampant.A.I. - April 2, 2014 at 9:07 pm

Re: RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by KUSA - April 2, 2014 at 9:14 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Chad32 - April 2, 2014 at 9:22 pm

Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Rampant.A.I. - April 2, 2014 at 9:29 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Chad32 - April 2, 2014 at 10:06 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - April 2, 2014 at 9:36 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by max-greece - April 3, 2014 at 4:57 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Tonus - April 3, 2014 at 1:56 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by The Valkyrie - April 2, 2014 at 9:41 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by ShaMan - April 2, 2014 at 10:03 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Jacob(smooth) - April 3, 2014 at 3:59 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Alex K - April 3, 2014 at 4:07 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Justtristo - April 3, 2014 at 2:02 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - April 3, 2014 at 2:20 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Alex K - April 3, 2014 at 3:05 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Mothonis - April 3, 2014 at 6:33 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by smax - April 3, 2014 at 3:14 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by archangle - April 3, 2014 at 8:06 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - April 3, 2014 at 1:36 pm

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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by CapnAwesome - July 22, 2015 at 1:13 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 22, 2015 at 1:23 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Whateverist - July 22, 2015 at 1:40 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm

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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Iroscato - July 22, 2015 at 5:55 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by MysticKnight - July 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm

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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 22, 2015 at 10:32 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 23, 2015 at 10:33 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Longhorn - July 24, 2015 at 5:06 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by The Valkyrie - July 22, 2015 at 10:23 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by ignoramus - July 23, 2015 at 1:29 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 23, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by robvalue - July 23, 2015 at 1:16 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 23, 2015 at 2:05 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by SteelCurtain - July 23, 2015 at 2:20 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 23, 2015 at 2:49 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Athene - July 24, 2015 at 2:43 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by ignoramus - July 24, 2015 at 5:58 am

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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 24, 2015 at 2:55 pm

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RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by IanHulett - July 24, 2015 at 4:20 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by ignoramus - July 25, 2015 at 3:02 am

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