Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!

Current time: June 6, 2025, 8:56 am

Thread Rating:

0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
1
2
3
4
5

Thread Modes

Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

smax

Captain of my own ship

Religious Views: Spherical Earther

Posts: 452
Threads: 13
Joined: March 17, 2013
Reputation: 8

#12

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

April 3, 2014 at 3:14 am

It still brings tears to my eyes thinking of the sacrifice the Great Tomato made when he allowed the masses to roast him at the stake, so that all man kind could experience the great sauce. It was this beautiful act that reconciled man to pasta.

Find

« Next Oldest | Next Newest »

Messages In This Thread

Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Rampant.A.I. - April 2, 2014 at 9:07 pm

Re: RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by KUSA - April 2, 2014 at 9:14 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Chad32 - April 2, 2014 at 9:22 pm

Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Rampant.A.I. - April 2, 2014 at 9:29 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Chad32 - April 2, 2014 at 10:06 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - April 2, 2014 at 9:36 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by max-greece - April 3, 2014 at 4:57 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Tonus - April 3, 2014 at 1:56 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by The Valkyrie - April 2, 2014 at 9:41 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by ShaMan - April 2, 2014 at 10:03 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Jacob(smooth) - April 3, 2014 at 3:59 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Alex K - April 3, 2014 at 4:07 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Justtristo - April 3, 2014 at 2:02 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - April 3, 2014 at 2:20 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Alex K - April 3, 2014 at 3:05 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Mothonis - April 3, 2014 at 6:33 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by smax - April 3, 2014 at 3:14 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by archangle - April 3, 2014 at 8:06 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - April 3, 2014 at 1:36 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Fromper - April 3, 2014 at 1:48 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - April 3, 2014 at 2:47 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 23, 2015 at 4:15 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Chas - April 3, 2014 at 2:40 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by IanHulett - July 22, 2015 at 12:43 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 23, 2015 at 5:51 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 24, 2015 at 11:43 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 24, 2015 at 1:13 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by IanHulett - July 24, 2015 at 3:03 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 24, 2015 at 3:19 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by IanHulett - July 24, 2015 at 3:54 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Spooky - July 22, 2015 at 12:52 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 22, 2015 at 12:57 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Iroscato - July 22, 2015 at 1:02 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Whateverist - July 22, 2015 at 1:04 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Crossless1 - July 22, 2015 at 1:04 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by CapnAwesome - July 22, 2015 at 1:05 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Spooky - July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by CapnAwesome - July 22, 2015 at 1:13 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 22, 2015 at 1:23 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Whateverist - July 22, 2015 at 1:40 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 22, 2015 at 1:10 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by MysticKnight - July 22, 2015 at 5:50 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Iroscato - July 22, 2015 at 5:55 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 22, 2015 at 5:57 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by MysticKnight - July 22, 2015 at 6:05 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Salacious B. Crumb - July 22, 2015 at 10:06 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 22, 2015 at 10:32 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 23, 2015 at 10:33 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Longhorn - July 24, 2015 at 5:06 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by The Valkyrie - July 22, 2015 at 10:23 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by ignoramus - July 23, 2015 at 1:29 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 23, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by robvalue - July 23, 2015 at 1:16 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 23, 2015 at 2:05 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by SteelCurtain - July 23, 2015 at 2:20 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 23, 2015 at 2:49 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Athene - July 24, 2015 at 2:43 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by ignoramus - July 24, 2015 at 5:58 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 24, 2015 at 1:40 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 24, 2015 at 2:44 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 24, 2015 at 2:51 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by JesusHChrist - July 24, 2015 at 2:55 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Minimalist - July 24, 2015 at 5:02 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by Pyrrho - July 24, 2015 at 4:15 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by IanHulett - July 24, 2015 at 4:20 pm

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by ignoramus - July 25, 2015 at 3:02 am

RE: Why it is not too late to turn to the Flying Spaghetti Monster - by robvalue - July 25, 2015 at 5:40 am

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread		Author	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Is God hiding? or are our eyes too inferior?	WinterHold	49	8244	February 10, 2023 at 9:30 pm Last Post: Objectivist
	I dreamt that when you die, you end up flying in darkness. But in the midst of it	Edge92	27	3307	June 12, 2021 at 6:14 pm Last Post: Silver
	Too Funny!	Minimalist	14	3328	November 23, 2017 at 6:59 am Last Post: ignoramus
	If God created all the good things around us then it means he created all EVIL too	ErGingerbreadMandude	112	28105	March 3, 2017 at 9:53 am Last Post: Harry Nevis
	[4.1 SECOND Conversion] (without weird fonts too!)	ignoramus	59	8053	January 22, 2017 at 12:45 pm Last Post: Edwardo Piet
	Am I just being too cynical?	Eclipse	10	3030	February 9, 2016 at 8:15 am Last Post: Brian37
	Religious friend dumps pile of shit in my facebook inbox. Too thick to tear apart.	DespondentFishdeathMasochismo	28	9742	November 30, 2015 at 4:44 am Last Post: Mudhammam
	Almost Too Funny For Words	Minimalist	9	3266	November 4, 2015 at 2:38 pm Last Post: ErGingerbreadMandude
	Ha! Too True of all the fuckers	Minimalist	13	4709	June 15, 2015 at 2:56 am Last Post: Wyrd of Gawd
	Questions for theists (and ex-theists, too)	Longhorn	15	5833	April 23, 2015 at 3:42 pm Last Post: orangebox21

View a Printable Version

Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Login
Username:
Password:	Lost Password?
	Remember me