RE: Share a home video
April 8, 2014 at 3:03 pm
(This post was last modified: April 8, 2014 at 3:09 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
Well we'll see if someone has something amusing and if not this thread can be moved from the humor section or deleted all together. The thing is, alot of people at this forum are comedians and make me laugh so i figured they'd have somethin funny when they're drunk or high or maybe have kids or nephews and neices or friends that are amusing.
A janitor is sweeping the floor in a Catholic church by the confessional when the priest sticks his head out and says "Psst! Psst! Hey, I really have to go to the bathroom, but there are people waiting to give confessions. I want you to sit here and listen to the confessions until I get back." The janitor obliged and it wasn't long before a lady entered the confessional and on the other side of the screen said, "Bless me father for I have sinned, I'm not married and I gave oral sex to my boyfriend." The janitor didn't quite know what to do, so he opened the door and flagged down an altar boy. "Hey, what does the priest give for oral sex?" he asked. The altar boy replied, "Usually a couple of candy bars and a Coke."
That's not mine but is it funny?
I'd get a much better idea of who you are if you'd take a minute or two to tell a joke or sing a song and make a few different facial expressions (be an attention whore like). Pretty please? Have a bunch of drinks and consider it.
Okay, that will be the last time I try peer pressure on you. If you don't wanna do it then I don't want you to either.
A janitor is sweeping the floor in a Catholic church by the confessional when the priest sticks his head out and says "Psst! Psst! Hey, I really have to go to the bathroom, but there are people waiting to give confessions. I want you to sit here and listen to the confessions until I get back." The janitor obliged and it wasn't long before a lady entered the confessional and on the other side of the screen said, "Bless me father for I have sinned, I'm not married and I gave oral sex to my boyfriend." The janitor didn't quite know what to do, so he opened the door and flagged down an altar boy. "Hey, what does the priest give for oral sex?" he asked. The altar boy replied, "Usually a couple of candy bars and a Coke."
That's not mine but is it funny?
(April 8, 2014 at 2:48 pm)My imaginary friend is GOD Wrote: Um, yeah... noooooooooo... not doing that. Everyone here already knows who I am, I don't need to make a video about who I am. I didn't even make an intro thread because I knew over time everyone here would know who I am.
I'd get a much better idea of who you are if you'd take a minute or two to tell a joke or sing a song and make a few different facial expressions (be an attention whore like). Pretty please? Have a bunch of drinks and consider it.
Okay, that will be the last time I try peer pressure on you. If you don't wanna do it then I don't want you to either.
