Funny events to share

[chris]

Just thought I'd share this story with you all

This happened about twenty years ago when I was helping out in a cubs group which was based in a church hall.

Once over I made my way home, but 15 minutes later outside the house I found I had left my keys behind. I made my way back but as the hall was locked I had to knock on the priests door and ask if anyone had handed in a bunch of keys.

He asked me to describe what was written on the key ring, which forced me as my face reddened with embarrasement, to tell him that it said "Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over"

Anyone else got anything they'd like to share?

All the best

Chris

[Darwinian]

I once opened the door to a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses wearing my "There's probably no Jehovah, so go ahead and have that blood transfusion" t-shirt

[chris]

I once opened the door to a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses wearing my "There's probably no Jehovah, so go ahead and have that blood transfusion" t-shirt

I'd have loved to have seen the looks on their faces

[Faith No More]

When I got married it was in a church and some candles had been lit with one of those long ceremonial poles. The pole was then leaned against the wall and the minister commenced with his speech. He started talking about blessing the marriage under god, and as soon as he said, "god" the pole came crashing down making a loud bang. I glanced over and all of my groomsmen were grinning ear to ear.

[JollyForr]

I once opened the door to a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses wearing my "There's probably no Jehovah, so go ahead and have that blood transfusion" t-shirt

My hairdresser is a Jehovah's Witness, and she goes on about it to me all the time, and asks me to come to their next bible study. Once she was talking about how "Jesus will reign once more", and how "it is god's curse", when there's a storm outside. Well when she was talking about this, one time, I heard snickering coming from behind me, as if mocking her. When I turned around the only people in the room were me, the hairdresser, and a vicar. It just shows how even men of faith don't take faith seriously.