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[Nine]

Not sure this is funny enough to live in the humor section. Mildly amusing at best.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Um, yeah... noooooooooo... not doing that. Everyone here already knows who I am, I don't need to make a video about who I am. I didn't even make an intro thread because I knew over time everyone here would know who I am.

Thunder, stop being such an attention whore.

[Phatt Matt s]

Not sure this is funny enough to live in the humor section. Mildly amusing at best.

I was just hoping maybe someone had something funny. I don't at this time but will try to think of something. I was going to nut all over the place but that is for a 69

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Um, yeah... noooooooooo... not doing that. Everyone here already knows who I am, I don't need to make a video about who I am. I didn't even make an intro thread because I knew over time everyone here would know who I am.

Thunder, stop being such an attention whore.

ignore me. No worries I just learned how to make videos yesterday so I'm getting a little manic with it. I'll get bored with it in no time. I would like to tell some jokes however.

[Nine]

I was just hoping maybe someone had something funny

Nah, they all suck. XD

[Phatt Matt s]

Well we'll see if someone has something amusing and if not this thread can be moved from the humor section or deleted all together. The thing is, alot of people at this forum are comedians and make me laugh so i figured they'd have somethin funny when they're drunk or high or maybe have kids or nephews and neices or friends that are amusing.

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A janitor is sweeping the floor in a Catholic church by the confessional when the priest sticks his head out and says "Psst! Psst! Hey, I really have to go to the bathroom, but there are people waiting to give confessions. I want you to sit here and listen to the confessions until I get back." The janitor obliged and it wasn't long before a lady entered the confessional and on the other side of the screen said, "Bless me father for I have sinned, I'm not married and I gave oral sex to my boyfriend." The janitor didn't quite know what to do, so he opened the door and flagged down an altar boy. "Hey, what does the priest give for oral sex?" he asked. The altar boy replied, "Usually a couple of candy bars and a Coke."

That's not mine but is it funny?

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Um, yeah... noooooooooo... not doing that. Everyone here already knows who I am, I don't need to make a video about who I am. I didn't even make an intro thread because I knew over time everyone here would know who I am.

I'd get a much better idea of who you are if you'd take a minute or two to tell a joke or sing a song and make a few different facial expressions (be an attention whore like). Pretty please? Have a bunch of drinks and consider it.

Okay, that will be the last time I try peer pressure on you. If you don't wanna do it then I don't want you to either.

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

I'd get a much better idea of who you are if you'd take a minute or two to tell a joke or sing a song and make a few different facial expressions (be an attention whore like). Pretty please? Have a bunch of drinks and consider it.

Okay, that will be the last time I try peer pressure on you. If you don't wanna do it then I don't want you to either.

Matty, I might be bipolar. People with bipolar disorder are supposed to stay the hell away from alcohol. Even if I weren't bipolar, I'm at my parents' house, and if I steal any of my dad's liquor, he will notice

I don't really tell "jokes," I'm more of an observational humor type of person. Nothing I say is meant in full seriousness.

If you want to know me better, PM me and I'll send you the link to the autobiography I'm working on using Protagonize.com. It's a stream-of-consciousness thing, non-linear, every "chapter" title is the title of a song.

[Phatt Matt s]

K but I wanted to hear your voice. Can I call ya?

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

K but I wanted to hear your voice. Can I call ya?

I'll PM you my Skype username, and you can voice call me with Skype. My phone isn't even working. I might have to buy a new one, I don't know yet.

[Phatt Matt s]

I've never used skype is my dear.

Does it cost anything?

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I'm bipolar too!

[My imaginary friend is GOD]

I've never used skype is my dear.

Does it cost anything?

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I'm bipolar too!

Nope, calls from Skype to Skype are free. Calls from Skype to phones are cheap. You can get a Skype app if you have a smart phone and use it to call people and it might actually be cheaper, especially if they're in like, another country or something.