The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave

[Ravenshire]

Yeah, that would mean Mary was an unwed mother, even if she eventually married her child's father. If I'm not mistaken, that still qualifies as a "bastard child" but those more versed on archaic sexual mores might be able to educate me.

I'm sorry but I don't follow your line of reasoning. God the Father is the Father of Jesus. Mary is the mother of the man Jesus. Joseph was married to Mary. Joseph helped raise Him.

So, it's good that you can admit that jebus was a bastard.

Dictionary.com | bastard | bas·tard | noun
1. a person born of unmarried parents*; an illegitimate child.

*in this case, gawd and Mary

Mirriam Webster | bastard | bas·tard | noun \ˈbas-tərd\
1: an illegitimate child

How can your "savior" save anybody or do anything in the name of his "father" if he can't, according to the laws set forth by his own gawd/father, even worship his own gawd/father?!?
Deuteronomy 23:2 "A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation"
On top of that, according to christer tradition, the sin of being a bastard sticks to the child just as much as it does to the parents. So, not only could he not worship gawd, he wasn't even without sin as the christer church would have us believe.

I'd love to hear an explanation to this that doesn't rely on special pleading to get it done. Personally, I don't think you can do it.