I've often thought about giving up smoking. Thing is, though, to do that I'd have to start smoking first, and it just seems like too much trouble.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'