The Historical Jesus is real and He rose from the grave

[The Valkyrie]

So, what you're saying is that all those verses said that god dwells in Zion, when what they actually meant was that god doesn't dwell in Zion at all, he dwells in everywhere?

Not to mention, I'm sure you can solve all those contradictions if you're willing to settle for this kind of "he's magic, and therefore it's okay," line of reasoning, but that doesn't mean those answers are at all truthful or satisfying.

Anything is possible when you mentally play Dungeons and Dragons.

All hail the Great Dungeon Master in the sky.

Now, roll D20 to make a save vs incredulity.