(April 12, 2014 at 9:04 pm)Shaggy Wrote: I hate Seinfeld. The show and the "comedian" himself.
Always hated Seinfeld. I was pleasantly surprised by his "do you know who I am?" flip out on Larry King. Suddenly didn't feel so bad about always having a distaste for the guy.
(April 12, 2014 at 9:04 pm)Shaggy Wrote: I think voting is pointless.
There are so many stupid people ruled by "public opinion" they don't understand, and voting from a partisan standpoint it almost seems pointless.
(April 12, 2014 at 9:04 pm)Shaggy Wrote: Cats are absolutely and genuinely stupid animals.
Babies are ugly, most of the time
Can't help it, kids are cute a lot of the time. But babies are ugly, stupid drooling things that women go absolutely gaga over for no good reason, other than that they have Fallopian tubes that really want one.
"Isn't he cute?" Look: the last time your husband came home cross-eyed and drooling, and pissed all over himself in the living room, did you think that was cute? No? Why not? Oh: because it's a baby. Got it.
So you're going to pop out several of these, demand everyone else jibbers and wets themselves over how great they are, and be reduced to "aww, lookit the baby" every time someone brings one within 30' of you. Great.
