What Do You Believe Will Happen To You Once You Die?

[Jackie]

Dear Atheist Friend,
I want to let you know that I will not be replying to any posts from Good Friday to Resurrection Sunday for obvious reasons. I am planning on presenting on new threads, one at a time, what I will refer to as "The Seven Arguments." If my atheist friends answer each argument convincingly and satisfactory, then I will voluntarily and permanently leave this board. I am hoping the the discussion over seven arguments can be cordial, respectful, void of foul language and name calling. In the meantime, I would like to thank everyone on this board for your perspectives and sharing your views. I also am thankful for allowing a Christian like me to be here in the first place. I especially would like to thank: Esquilax, Stimbo, Minimalist, Aral Gamelon, Angry Cloud Face, Steel Curtain, Tonus, Deidre32, Chas, Kitanatos, Beccs, Brian37, Tartarus Sauce, DarkHorse, whateverist, faithnomore, and to anyone I have forgotten. I love you all in the Lord Jesus Christ and pray for you daily. Have a great weekend to you and your families.
In His Service,
Rev777

How about you just list all seven in one thread, that way when you leave we don't have seven meaningless threads. Why is this such a thing with theists? Where they feel like each of their arguments is sooooooo fantasmically awesome that it needs its own thread? Watch me not give a fuck.

I hate formal greetings outside formal settings, it really creeps me out. "Dear Atheist friend", or when they sing their name a the bottom "Sincerely....JoeJebusfan" or "Respectfully JoeJebusfan".

You are not fucking applying to a college or a job. When people do this outside a formal setting they sound like fucking stalker. Kinda like that silent guy that calls everyone "sir", then the next thing you hear is a clip on the news about them "He seemed like such a nice guy, never saw that coming".

Drop the salutations please theists, seriously, you are not applying to be the manager of a 5 star hotel here.