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Poll: Are there ANY Christian traditions that aren't ripped off from some other religion?
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Not so much.
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Please see an apologist and enjoy the impressive gymnastics.
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Um, our god don't need original bull shit! He made everything so no matter what he is the originator of everything! Burn in HELL Cinjin!
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Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave
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Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave
... if he knew his triumphant march into Jerusalem would one day be celebrated with symbols of sex.

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Angel You silly christians. Always stealing everyone elses shit.






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Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Cinjin - April 19, 2014 at 1:33 am
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Confused Ape - April 19, 2014 at 8:14 am
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Cinjin - April 19, 2014 at 12:03 pm
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Minimalist - April 19, 2014 at 12:16 pm
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Confused Ape - April 19, 2014 at 2:05 pm
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Polaris - April 19, 2014 at 2:37 pm
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Minimalist - April 19, 2014 at 2:47 pm
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Confused Ape - April 19, 2014 at 3:58 pm

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