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Poll: Are there ANY Christian traditions that aren't ripped off from some other religion?
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Not so much.
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Please see an apologist and enjoy the impressive gymnastics.
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Um, our god don't need original bull shit! He made everything so no matter what he is the originator of everything! Burn in HELL Cinjin!
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Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave
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RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave
The Venerable Bede, an 8th century xtian monk, wrote of the goddess Eostre being celebrated among the Germanic tribes.


Just like every culture had a beginning of winter festival so also did they have a beginning of spring festival. The xtians just tacked (pun intended) their godboy onto one.
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Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Cinjin - April 19, 2014 at 1:33 am
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Confused Ape - April 19, 2014 at 8:14 am
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Cinjin - April 19, 2014 at 12:03 pm
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Minimalist - April 19, 2014 at 12:16 pm
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Confused Ape - April 19, 2014 at 2:05 pm
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Polaris - April 19, 2014 at 2:37 pm
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Minimalist - April 19, 2014 at 2:47 pm
RE: Jesus Would Role Over In His Grave - by Confused Ape - April 19, 2014 at 3:58 pm

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