Athiesm, religion, and drugs...

[Dotard]

Actually hilarious idea. Plant it when you know the maintenance is mowing/weeding and then stand there with your video cam. Stand in plain sight filming. Someone will figure out what you are doing and either wait until the dead of night to yank the plant off the green/fairway or pay you some hush money.

Be good for a one-timer laugh at the least.

What's so creepy about you growing veggys also?

I built myself a pond in my backyard also. Different fish in there and when my catfish get too big I actually pole fish for them, yank 'em out and grill them up. Yummm yummm.... that with a few squash off the vines here grilled by it's side, some spicy tarter sauce made with the banana peppers..... mmm MMmmm.. Damned good eatin'. (edited to add oh, and a bowl full of my raspberries fer dessert.

There is just 'something' about eatin' up stuffs you've "created" yourself.