Can I call ya?

[The Valkyrie]

Whyh can't I call you and take three minutes out of your time?
After three minutes you can say, matt, fuck you! Your three minutes is up!

Why is that something you would ditch out of?

Because then you would still have their number. Maybe it's a sign of the times, but unless they know you well enough to be comfortable giving you that information, people are going to be very wary of your motives - well-intentioned though they may be.

Personally I hate talking on the phone.

I reserve my phone number for friends and family and, unfortunately, strange people from work who feel the need to call me on my days off.

No, means no. I'm sure you hear this a lot from women in bars, Matt.