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Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them
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RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them
Oh, for fuck's sake. When are we going to stop treating sex as something other than the biologic function that it is.

If the christers would put as much effort into preventing STDs and unwanted pregnancies as they do into trying to keep people from having sex the problems would largely go away.

Some day, probably soon, my kids are going to reach a point where "exited enough to want to" becomes "too excited to care." That makes me really glad that they know what condoms are for and where the condoms we bought for them are.

Trying to keep horny teenagers from fucking is like trying to keep fish from swimming. It isn't going to happen.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Minimalist - April 27, 2014 at 10:05 pm
RE: NExt They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Silver - April 27, 2014 at 10:10 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Brian37 - May 3, 2014 at 11:58 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 27, 2014 at 10:11 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Senshi - April 27, 2014 at 10:15 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 27, 2014 at 10:11 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by The Valkyrie - April 27, 2014 at 10:17 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 7:15 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 7:20 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cato - April 28, 2014 at 7:23 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 7:31 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Esquilax - April 28, 2014 at 9:05 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 9:37 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Esquilax - April 28, 2014 at 9:40 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 10:25 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Jackalope - April 28, 2014 at 11:04 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Minimalist - April 28, 2014 at 10:49 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Ryantology - April 28, 2014 at 11:24 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chas - May 1, 2014 at 9:34 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by SteelCurtain - April 27, 2014 at 10:17 pm
Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Rampant.A.I. - April 28, 2014 at 7:17 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 9:31 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Esquilax - April 28, 2014 at 9:39 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 9:09 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 9:23 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 9:36 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 9:35 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 9:36 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 9:39 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 9:43 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 10:13 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Esquilax - April 28, 2014 at 10:32 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 10:43 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 10:33 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 10:36 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by The Valkyrie - April 28, 2014 at 10:42 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Darkstar - April 28, 2014 at 10:25 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 10:33 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by SteelCurtain - April 28, 2014 at 10:38 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by The Valkyrie - April 28, 2014 at 10:46 pm
Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Rampant.A.I. - April 28, 2014 at 10:45 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 11:09 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Esquilax - April 29, 2014 at 12:11 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 29, 2014 at 9:19 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 11:00 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 11:02 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by The Valkyrie - April 28, 2014 at 11:18 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 11:17 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Ravenshire - April 29, 2014 at 12:53 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 29, 2014 at 9:44 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by SteelCurtain - April 29, 2014 at 10:51 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 29, 2014 at 11:01 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by SteelCurtain - April 29, 2014 at 11:19 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Minimalist - April 29, 2014 at 11:31 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Esquilax - April 30, 2014 at 12:01 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by FifthElement - April 29, 2014 at 10:23 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 29, 2014 at 10:43 pm
Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Rampant.A.I. - April 29, 2014 at 11:20 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 29, 2014 at 11:41 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by SteelCurtain - April 30, 2014 at 12:04 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Minimalist - April 30, 2014 at 2:32 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 29, 2014 at 11:34 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 30, 2014 at 12:01 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 30, 2014 at 12:03 am
Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Rampant.A.I. - April 30, 2014 at 12:15 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by ManMachine - April 30, 2014 at 9:07 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Minimalist - April 30, 2014 at 11:55 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by ManMachine - April 30, 2014 at 8:01 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 30, 2014 at 1:29 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 30, 2014 at 8:53 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Tonus - May 1, 2014 at 6:37 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - May 1, 2014 at 2:44 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Tonus - May 1, 2014 at 3:03 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - May 1, 2014 at 3:23 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - May 1, 2014 at 3:35 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 30, 2014 at 9:01 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Silver - April 30, 2014 at 9:04 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - May 1, 2014 at 9:49 pm

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