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Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them
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RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them
If you think of sex as strictly for reproductive reasons, you will have sex exactly enough time to typically have one or two children. Unfortunately we've heard all kinds of stories about husbands and wives cheating on each other because someone else gives them better sex. Given this fact, you'd think it would be more acceptable to either have sex before marriage or have marriages not be lifelong commitments.

Let's say you don't want premarital sex. Ok, have marriage be for about 20-25 years. That gives enough time to have one or two kids, raise them to adulthood, and have the contract expire by the time your children are ready to start their own contracts. You may then renew your marriage, or not renew it. I'm not sure why making it until death do you part is needed.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Minimalist - April 27, 2014 at 10:05 pm
RE: NExt They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Silver - April 27, 2014 at 10:10 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Brian37 - May 3, 2014 at 11:58 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 27, 2014 at 10:11 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Senshi - April 27, 2014 at 10:15 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 27, 2014 at 10:11 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by The Valkyrie - April 27, 2014 at 10:17 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 7:15 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 7:20 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cato - April 28, 2014 at 7:23 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 7:31 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Esquilax - April 28, 2014 at 9:05 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 9:37 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Esquilax - April 28, 2014 at 9:40 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 10:25 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Jackalope - April 28, 2014 at 11:04 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Minimalist - April 28, 2014 at 10:49 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Ryantology - April 28, 2014 at 11:24 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chas - May 1, 2014 at 9:34 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by SteelCurtain - April 27, 2014 at 10:17 pm
Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Rampant.A.I. - April 28, 2014 at 7:17 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 9:31 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Esquilax - April 28, 2014 at 9:39 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 9:09 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 9:23 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 9:36 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 9:35 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 9:36 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 9:39 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 9:43 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 10:13 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Esquilax - April 28, 2014 at 10:32 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 10:43 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 10:33 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 10:36 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by The Valkyrie - April 28, 2014 at 10:42 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Darkstar - April 28, 2014 at 10:25 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 10:33 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by SteelCurtain - April 28, 2014 at 10:38 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by The Valkyrie - April 28, 2014 at 10:46 pm
Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Rampant.A.I. - April 28, 2014 at 10:45 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 28, 2014 at 11:09 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Esquilax - April 29, 2014 at 12:11 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 29, 2014 at 9:19 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 28, 2014 at 11:00 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 11:02 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by The Valkyrie - April 28, 2014 at 11:18 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 28, 2014 at 11:17 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Ravenshire - April 29, 2014 at 12:53 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 29, 2014 at 9:44 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by SteelCurtain - April 29, 2014 at 10:51 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 29, 2014 at 11:01 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by SteelCurtain - April 29, 2014 at 11:19 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Minimalist - April 29, 2014 at 11:31 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Esquilax - April 30, 2014 at 12:01 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by FifthElement - April 29, 2014 at 10:23 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 29, 2014 at 10:43 pm
Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Rampant.A.I. - April 29, 2014 at 11:20 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 29, 2014 at 11:41 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by SteelCurtain - April 30, 2014 at 12:04 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Minimalist - April 30, 2014 at 2:32 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 29, 2014 at 11:34 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 30, 2014 at 12:01 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Cyberman - April 30, 2014 at 12:03 am
Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Rampant.A.I. - April 30, 2014 at 12:15 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by ManMachine - April 30, 2014 at 9:07 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Minimalist - April 30, 2014 at 11:55 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by ManMachine - April 30, 2014 at 8:01 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 30, 2014 at 1:29 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - April 30, 2014 at 8:53 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Tonus - May 1, 2014 at 6:37 am
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - May 1, 2014 at 2:44 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Tonus - May 1, 2014 at 3:03 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - May 1, 2014 at 3:23 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Lek - May 1, 2014 at 3:35 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - April 30, 2014 at 9:01 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Silver - April 30, 2014 at 9:04 pm
RE: Next They'll Be Wanting to Burn Them - by Chad32 - May 1, 2014 at 9:49 pm

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