I`m a bad polyglot, anybody relate?

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I can barely write in cursive or tell left from right. My dyslexic brain would demolish a second language. It would be a mixture between English, second language, and a bunch of made up words my brain creates.

The other day I said "dramastically". It was a mixture of dramatically and drastically.

Occasionally I'll mix people's names up. I have friends named Rachel and Matt who are a couple and I often say "Rate and Machall". OR instead of bubble gum I'll say "gubble bum". It's embarrassing sometimes when I do it in public and people are just like.... yeah that's not a word.

Haha, "dramastically".
I did something similarly myself. I was telling someone something involving the word car, which at that time ended up becoming bicycle, this didnt happen in English though.
It`s ironic. Knowing multiple languages does have its good sides, but it really makes it hard for me to express myself socially and publicly way too often, and it frustrates me because I always have to ask "how do you say this and that".