Abrahamic religions are obsessed with sex
April 26, 2010 at 3:57 am
(This post was last modified: April 26, 2010 at 3:58 am by Fluké.)
I assert that Abrahamic religions are neurotically obsessed with genitals and what one does with them.
There seems to be a religious aversion to genitals and sex. In fact, so much so that some demand people mutilate those genitals to express their disgust in themselves (covering it with some covenant bull****)
In some Christian cults, having a penis allows you to be qualified as a priest. Some even condemn certain sexual positions (Thomas Aquinas). There seems to be a general loathing towards it. Condoms & other contraception are seen by a lot as ‘bad’ too.
A few religions also thrown in the “masturbation is bad” card. The Catholic has some twisted & perverse sense that *every* single sperm is ‘sacred’.
We also have to sign a formal contract with God to put a penis in a vagina. In other words, we are so disgusted by sex, that we demand that God is a third party to make the contract and include bizarre terms like “till death do us part”. We then label this obstacle of two people sharing love as a ceremony called “marriage”. Religions go out of their way to make sex as serious and as hard as possible.
In conclusion, religion is disgusted by genitals and sex. I haven't even got onto homosexuality.
There seems to be a religious aversion to genitals and sex. In fact, so much so that some demand people mutilate those genitals to express their disgust in themselves (covering it with some covenant bull****)
In some Christian cults, having a penis allows you to be qualified as a priest. Some even condemn certain sexual positions (Thomas Aquinas). There seems to be a general loathing towards it. Condoms & other contraception are seen by a lot as ‘bad’ too.
A few religions also thrown in the “masturbation is bad” card. The Catholic has some twisted & perverse sense that *every* single sperm is ‘sacred’.
We also have to sign a formal contract with God to put a penis in a vagina. In other words, we are so disgusted by sex, that we demand that God is a third party to make the contract and include bizarre terms like “till death do us part”. We then label this obstacle of two people sharing love as a ceremony called “marriage”. Religions go out of their way to make sex as serious and as hard as possible.
In conclusion, religion is disgusted by genitals and sex. I haven't even got onto homosexuality.
