RE: Anti-gay protester receives "Glee-like" slushie
May 12, 2014 at 12:55 pm
(This post was last modified: May 12, 2014 at 12:55 pm by JesusHChrist.)
Truly a sign of the End Times -- as prophesied (well, at least by me, somewhere, or not), Christians will be persecuted with Sticky Sugary Drinks (SSDs), until the Glorious Return of the FSM (tGRotFSM).
Sauce be upon Him! (sbuh)
Now in an adult serious voice, even throwing a slushy at someone could be construed as assault/battery (always get them mixed up) and the slushy thrower could wind up talking things over with the poleece. Best not to engage an idiot physically, unless in self-defense.
And lastly from a metaphysical perspective, maybe the slushy getting thrown at her was her god sending her a message? Judge not, lest ye be slushed.
Sauce be upon Him! (sbuh)
Now in an adult serious voice, even throwing a slushy at someone could be construed as assault/battery (always get them mixed up) and the slushy thrower could wind up talking things over with the poleece. Best not to engage an idiot physically, unless in self-defense.
And lastly from a metaphysical perspective, maybe the slushy getting thrown at her was her god sending her a message? Judge not, lest ye be slushed.
