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The destination clock. Where are you going?

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The destination clock. Where are you going?
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RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
December 17, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Our exclusive and infallible Destinyclock predicts you'll end up in Heaven for
2564 years
in the Sphere of Venus among loving spirits (at what level am I?)
floating in air and singing "Hosanna in excelsis"
before meeting the Almighty Father (who longs for your arrival).


WHAT THE HEAVEN? >=(
I wanted to be with george carlin and albert einstein!
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The destination clock. Where are you going?

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The destination clock. Where are you going? - by Ace Otana - August 26, 2008 at 9:44 am
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going? - by ArtisticAtheist - September 19, 2008 at 5:42 pm
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going? - by Psalm 23 - December 16, 2008 at 10:15 pm
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going? - by Tiberius - December 16, 2008 at 10:17 pm
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going? - by CoxRox - December 17, 2008 at 5:02 am
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going? - by leo-rcc - December 17, 2008 at 5:07 am
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going? - by lukec - December 17, 2008 at 5:12 am
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going? - by Tiberius - December 17, 2008 at 8:25 am
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going? - by Dotard - December 17, 2008 at 10:46 am
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going? - by CoxRox - December 17, 2008 at 11:12 am
RE: The destination clock. Where are you going? - by Spashie - December 17, 2008 at 7:23 pm

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