Proof of creation no atheist can debunk (100% bulletproof)

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Yeah! That's exactly where I got it! I love you Losty

Funny, you grow up anywhere with British influences and you hear it all the time.

WHat's with creationists and their so called irrefutable proofs? I ask because this morning someone send me this:

the evidence for the global flood is all the fossils and miles of sedimentary layers laid down by water all over the earth.
it was the global flood the split up Pangaea.
the deep ocean trenches is where the water erupted from. there is no such thing as the Cambrian and Precambrian era,
there is zero evidence for evolution.
evolution has already been scientifically destroyed

And now he(I assume it's a he but I dunno for certain) is expecting me to reply and admit he is right and that atheism is pure nonsense.

Just send him back a picture of poop. Because what he sent you is not evidence, just a series of rambling assertions. Particularly, that "sedimentary layers," claim is an old Kent Hovind stalwart and is so wrong that it actually misunderstands the physics of sediment layers, to say nothing of geology.

Honestly, just tell that guy to fuck off. Christ.