Virginity is the bomb!

[xpastor]

When I was a pastor (and getting heartily tired of it) one of my parishioners told me proudly that he had told his two teen-aged kids, that he hoped they would keep themselves for marriage, but if anything happened before, they should consider themselves married then and there.

I told him two wrong actions don't make a right. Why should they be in a lifelong bad relationship because their hormones were churning one night?

Is the answer "jesus?"

I dunno. That may have been what the father thought. By then I didn't give a shit.