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South Europe, more like it... Portugal, Lisbon.
In a 3rd floor T2 (that's 2 bedroom) apartment with 90m^2 (at least that's what the real-estate guy said... my measurements put it at ~75 m^2).
Summer seems to be picking up, around here, so you may like it here, too!

If it's not here then that works for me lol. I don't speak Portuguese but I think I could get by.

Everybody here speaks english... even if very badly.
I once heard something about the native English speakers learning a new language... I think it was Rory Sutherland:

But here’s the clincher. Suppose I do try to learn Dutch, because my life’s dream is to retire to Hindeloopen. For this to be worthwhile, it is not enough for me to speak tolerable Dutch. I would only really start to benefit once I reached a level of fluency where I can speak Dutch better than the average Dutchman speaks English. This would take years. A friend of mine, a linguist, learnt almost no Dutch living in Amsterdam since everyone switched to English in his presence. Budapest was worse: so few non-natives speak their language that Hungarians don’t know what a foreign accent sounds like. Instead of hailing him as a foreigner who had heroically mastered their intractable language, people assumed he was a Hungarian — but a dimwitted one with a speech defect.

The upshot? Every hour a continental European spends improving their English may bring several hundred times more value than a Briton can gain from an hour learning a European language. It’s not our fault.