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... Look, I'll buy you all a new one. A better one, that actually works. And I promise not to be so heavy-handed with it.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'