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How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
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How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
NOTE [1]: No opinion, faith, emotion, nor bias was used in the facing sequence.
NOTE [2]: I am of course atheistic. (I have not any beliefs).
NOTE [3]: One needn’t belief/certainty to [OBSERVE] PROBABILITIES. [Such as the probabilities/statistics observed herein]

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(A) ~ Introduction

Mankind (particularly AI researchers/programmers....) is becoming God. (God is properly definable as any likely non-omniscient entity, with the ability to generate non trivial intelligence).

RELEVANT FACTS:

['i'] Of the total estimated 10^+16 synaptic operations in the brain, mankind has already generated efficient programmable models, that compute 10^14 synaptic operations per second.

['ii'] Brain based models have already exceeded/equalled man on individual non-trivial/cognitive tasks/task groups, ranging from language translation to disease diagnosis.

['iii'] Brain based models have entered more cognitive fields, as computational parallelism enhanced. [ie increased in-organic synaptic operations per second]

[iv] Moore’s Law has garnered technological enhancement for 50 years. {Shall Moore’s Law fail, thereafter, any rate of increase, shall likely engender that brain based models achieve human brain cycles [iii], that shall likely [in profound range] garner human cognitive task proficiency.}



(B) ~ Instructions [tri-step process]

ALBEIT, here is how one may  trivially become a God, in 3 simple steps:

1) Purge all beliefs. (for beliefs are non-necessary)

2) Derive at worse case, a 4-LINE mathematical understanding of quantum mechanics, eg, QUANTUM COMPUTING: https://www.quora.com/How-does-quantum-c...-Bennett-9 

3) Study machine learning (deep learning, reinforcement learning etc), utilizing/integrating step (2)subsequently, implementing/encoding some neural basis.
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
(November 23, 2016 at 11:32 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: Mankind (particularly AI researchers/programmers....) is becoming God.

Oooh I like it.

Bow down to me fools lest I smite thee with my abstract mathematical concepts!

(When can I start shooting electricity from my fingertips?)
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
(November 23, 2016 at 11:32 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: 3) Study machine learning (deep learning, reinforcement learning etc), utilizing/integrating step (2)subsequently, implement/encode some neural basis.

Oh bollocks. I've given up using neural networks due to their lack of explanatory power and have started using dynamical systems.

Does this I mean I get demoted to demi-god?
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
Mathilda is so funny!  Smile
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
I skipped all the steps and unilaterally declared Myself to be a goddess.  Conveniently I chose magisteria that don't actually need divine intervention:  The vernal equinox, punctuation, chocolate, and Random Equipment Malfunctions.

I remain agnostic of My own divinity, however.  Wink
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
(November 23, 2016 at 11:59 am)Astreja Wrote: I skipped all the steps and unilaterally declared Myself to be a goddess.  Conveniently I chose magisteria that don't actually need divine intervention:  The vernal equinox, punctuation, chocolate, and Random Equipment Malfunctions.

I remain agnostic of My own divinity, however.  Wink

Chocolate is key.
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
(November 23, 2016 at 11:48 am)Mathilda Wrote:
(November 23, 2016 at 11:32 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: 3) Study machine learning (deep learning, reinforcement learning etc), utilizing/integrating step (2)subsequently, implement/encode some neural basis.

Oh bollocks. I've given up using neural networks due to their lack of explanatory power and have started using dynamical systems.

Does this I mean I get demoted to demi-god?

('A')

Deepmind's alpha go player, the planet's strongest artificial intelligence, is an initial GENERAL approximation of non-trivial artificial intelligence. Deep Neural Networks are an integral component of such, composing the models' memory, of simulated synapses/neurons.


('B')

Deep Neural Networks, are of the largest expression/depth, as observed in (A); as expressed via Geoffrey Hinton: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAu3jQWaN6E


('C')

Conclusion: Mathilda is God-bound, however less-likely so, in comparison to researchers that utilize Deep Neural Networks.

POST SCRIPTUM:
Neural Networks are dynamic, error minimization systems, though it is observable that you express of a separate class of dynamic construct.

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(November 23, 2016 at 11:59 am)Astreja Wrote: I skipped all the steps and unilaterally declared Myself to be a goddess.  Conveniently I chose magisteria that don't actually need divine intervention:  The vernal equinox, punctuation, chocolate, and Random Equipment Malfunctions.

I remain agnostic of My own divinity, however.  Wink

It appears, you have failed to reduce the passage... (for said passage is absent emotional bias/belief/opinion)
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
What is it about this time of year that brings out all the fucking weirdos?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How to become a God, in 3 simple steps (absent faith/belief):
Who let the fish out of his pond?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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