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Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler
(June 10, 2014 at 8:03 pm)Lek Wrote: I care because I want you to be there with me in heaven R.A.I.

I despise the unspoken assumption when Chrisitians roll out this excuse to be bothersome; that even if it were all true I would want to be in heaven. A lake of fire and gnashing of teeth seems pleasant compared to spending time with those that yearn for the end times. As far as the story goes the devil really hasn't made any claims. There aren't a list of bullshit rules and even if there were and I broke them what's the punishment? Banishment to heaven? Now that I think about it, this may be sufficient to ensure my obedience.
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Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - May 30, 2014 at 11:41 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by vorlon13 - May 30, 2014 at 11:51 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - May 31, 2014 at 8:13 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - May 31, 2014 at 8:17 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Brian37 - May 31, 2014 at 8:28 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Zen Badger - May 31, 2014 at 8:56 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - May 31, 2014 at 9:01 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Zen Badger - May 31, 2014 at 9:09 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - May 31, 2014 at 9:15 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 2, 2014 at 11:33 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - June 3, 2014 at 12:32 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 3, 2014 at 10:56 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - June 3, 2014 at 1:44 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 3, 2014 at 6:17 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - June 3, 2014 at 8:49 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 3, 2014 at 11:00 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - June 4, 2014 at 1:03 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 4, 2014 at 9:36 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - June 4, 2014 at 12:19 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 4, 2014 at 10:55 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 4, 2014 at 5:12 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 4, 2014 at 6:39 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 4, 2014 at 8:49 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by LostLocke - June 9, 2014 at 12:47 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by LostLocke - June 4, 2014 at 1:08 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Ksa - June 5, 2014 at 6:24 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 5, 2014 at 8:09 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Ksa - June 6, 2014 at 7:43 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 6, 2014 at 12:14 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cato - June 6, 2014 at 12:16 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Tonus - June 3, 2014 at 9:28 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Minimalist - May 31, 2014 at 8:25 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - May 31, 2014 at 8:28 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - May 31, 2014 at 8:40 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Minimalist - June 1, 2014 at 1:44 am
Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Rampant.A.I. - June 2, 2014 at 11:38 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 3, 2014 at 9:19 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 3, 2014 at 9:33 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Ryantology - June 3, 2014 at 10:35 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 3, 2014 at 10:38 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Ryantology - June 3, 2014 at 11:34 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Tonus - June 4, 2014 at 3:25 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 3, 2014 at 10:02 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 3, 2014 at 10:25 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 3, 2014 at 11:16 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 3, 2014 at 11:35 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Ryantology - June 3, 2014 at 11:48 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Mystical - June 4, 2014 at 7:09 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Ksa - June 4, 2014 at 7:54 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Mystical - June 3, 2014 at 11:12 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Mystical - June 3, 2014 at 11:38 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 3, 2014 at 11:40 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 4, 2014 at 5:13 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 4, 2014 at 9:39 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by LostLocke - June 4, 2014 at 9:48 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Mystical - June 3, 2014 at 11:49 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Mystical - June 4, 2014 at 9:59 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Minimalist - June 4, 2014 at 7:13 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 4, 2014 at 8:56 pm
Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Rampant.A.I. - June 5, 2014 at 9:13 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cato - June 6, 2014 at 7:45 am
Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Rampant.A.I. - June 6, 2014 at 12:33 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 6, 2014 at 1:23 pm
Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Rampant.A.I. - June 6, 2014 at 1:31 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 6, 2014 at 3:36 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cato - June 6, 2014 at 3:41 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 6, 2014 at 5:17 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Ksa - June 6, 2014 at 5:39 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 6, 2014 at 5:41 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 6, 2014 at 6:05 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Tonus - June 10, 2014 at 5:39 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cato - June 10, 2014 at 1:46 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Tonus - June 10, 2014 at 2:07 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cato - June 10, 2014 at 2:30 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - June 10, 2014 at 2:51 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Tonus - June 10, 2014 at 2:54 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 10, 2014 at 2:25 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - June 10, 2014 at 8:45 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 10, 2014 at 2:59 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 10, 2014 at 12:37 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 10, 2014 at 1:40 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 10, 2014 at 1:54 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cato - June 10, 2014 at 2:02 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - June 10, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Godschild - June 10, 2014 at 3:13 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Ryantology - June 10, 2014 at 3:18 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 10, 2014 at 5:10 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Ryantology - June 10, 2014 at 5:27 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 10, 2014 at 5:46 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - June 10, 2014 at 6:05 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Jackalope - June 10, 2014 at 8:13 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cinjin - June 16, 2014 at 12:56 am
Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Rampant.A.I. - June 10, 2014 at 1:22 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 10, 2014 at 4:06 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Ryantology - June 10, 2014 at 4:28 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Ryantology - June 10, 2014 at 4:40 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Ryantology - June 10, 2014 at 4:50 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cato - June 10, 2014 at 4:44 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Mystical - June 10, 2014 at 8:05 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Esquilax - June 11, 2014 at 7:20 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Tonus - June 10, 2014 at 7:02 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 10, 2014 at 7:21 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Tonus - June 10, 2014 at 7:29 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 10, 2014 at 7:33 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Tonus - June 10, 2014 at 7:40 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 10, 2014 at 4:27 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 10, 2014 at 4:32 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 10, 2014 at 5:01 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Jackalope - June 10, 2014 at 5:09 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Minimalist - June 10, 2014 at 5:14 pm
Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Rampant.A.I. - June 10, 2014 at 7:57 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 10, 2014 at 8:03 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cato - June 11, 2014 at 8:53 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 11, 2014 at 8:11 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - June 11, 2014 at 8:23 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 11, 2014 at 8:36 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - June 11, 2014 at 8:38 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 11, 2014 at 8:43 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - June 11, 2014 at 8:57 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Ryantology - June 12, 2014 at 3:14 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Jackalope - June 11, 2014 at 8:46 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Esquilax - June 12, 2014 at 3:39 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 12, 2014 at 8:13 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 12, 2014 at 6:28 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Cyberman - June 12, 2014 at 8:15 pm
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Bob Kelso - June 13, 2014 at 12:24 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Esquilax - June 13, 2014 at 1:12 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Lek - June 13, 2014 at 10:43 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Crossless1 - June 12, 2014 at 10:01 am
Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Rampant.A.I. - June 10, 2014 at 8:04 pm
Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Rampant.A.I. - June 13, 2014 at 10:58 am
RE: Abraham, Isaac, and a Dead Toddler - by Mystical - June 20, 2014 at 3:34 pm

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