Dating as an "A word"

[BlackMason]

My experience trying to date as an atheist has been rough. Many, many chicks are so pretentious. You approach and things go well. They automatically assume you're christian. So an invitation to go worship at her church comes up. Or when you make your intentions clear about wanting to date her, "Are you right with the Lord" comes out.

I don't like having to lie. If I did I'd have to go to church and sit with her. Then I have to fake enthusiasm and that's energy sapping. I do go to church to keep the peace at home but I hide. I sit upstairs or right at the back and browse the net on my phone. That's what I'm doing right now in fact. I'm on an atheist site being serenaded by "Jesus Wonder Working God". My family is down stairs so they can't see me not participating. I don't even stand when they say stand. I fake pray when it's prayer time. I can go on and on and on...

But the bitches here are mad fly! It is so frustrating to know you ain't gonna get very far because Jesus gonna cock block. Wow! My neighbour is cute but she goes to one of em uniform wearing churches!!! I'd love to fuck her in that uniform and make her rock up late to church. That'd be hot!!!

Anyway, have any of you guys experienced these issues with the opposite sex? Worst thing is I know they bullshitting. They be just as bad as any non believer.