RE: Atheism: Don't Become a Tree After Death
May 5, 2010 at 3:35 am
(This post was last modified: May 5, 2010 at 3:36 am by Violet.)
I thought it was great until
He needs to work on the ending
Should have mocked sneezer's belief in a "me", but no: he wastes his joke with a tree. 
I thought he was pretty good until the end
Quote:Johnny weeping willow over here..
I wanted to slam this guy so bad for this right. But then I stopped. I stopped you guys please hear me out. I let it sink in and I want you guys to as well.
I hope when he dies he does become a tree. I hope he's in the middle of the wilderness and he's doing his tree thing. Whatever it is trees do. I know they do alot of work with breezes. And wouldn't it be fantastic if while he was out there just enjoying his treeness. Through the woods a huge, sweaty guy with an axe comes along. Sees him. Chops him down. Smash. Put a chain around him. Drah him through the mud and the muck. Put him into a sawmill. Grind him up. Then you pound him down into paper. And once he's paper. You print the Bible on him.
He needs to work on the ending
Should have mocked sneezer's belief in a "me", but no: he wastes his joke with a tree. (May 5, 2010 at 2:24 am)Tiberius Wrote: I've never found one of Dane Cook's jokes even remotely funny.
I thought he was pretty good until the end
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
