I note that the term “Muppet“, for an idiotic or dull-witted person, has been gaining in prevalence the last few years. I also note the prevalence of a few Muppets around this board lately... I'm sure we all know who they are.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'