What advice would you give to your younger self?

[Nine]

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John L. is going to fall in love you, PAY ATTENTION !!

You're going to fall in love with Brian M. You might want to avoid that one, he dies.

You'll understand Dewey someday, and you'll even know him better than he knows himself. Turns out that is gonna be the best possible outcome.

When Mike B. talks about his dick, act interested, it's worth it.

Don't try to figure out Donnie Fuckin' R., just do what he wants, and he DOES want it.

Be more sober the night you wear the dog collar and leash to the Wreck Room.

Don't buy the tie dyed suit, you'll never wear it.

Do what you have to do to get the fibreglas CC kit for the Monte Carlo, you'll never regret it.

Your shrink is a sneaky rat bastard, do what he says, it turns out fine except for Brian

Pay more attention when Y gets murdered, they never solve it because they don't try or care. Make a stink about it.

You'll never believe it, but that annoying kid at church burns up in a space shuttle

Yep, that really was Earl Scruggs nephew. Go figure.

That day when the freshly mowed clover smells so good at work is going to be the high point of your time there.

Buy more vinyl albums.

You'll outlive Peggy C. by many years, it's OK to put up with her crap, you get the last laugh.

Take more pictures of your friends.

O.o

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Part of me wants more context. Part of me think's the greatness of that post is in the lack of any real context.