Don't ever smoke a cigarette in your lifetime.

Most your family is clinically insane

Hell probably isn't real

Life isn't about doing this or doing that and not doing this and that. It's about finding the right balance of everything that works for you.

(June 23, 2014 at 4:05 pm)Luckie Wrote: Life isn't about doing this or doing that and not doing this and that. It's about finding the right balance of everything that works for you.

^^^ Agreed

(June 23, 2014 at 4:01 pm)Rayaan Wrote:

(June 23, 2014 at 3:45 pm)Insanity Wrote: Loyalty is bullshit, it's almost always abused or completely misplaced.

That reminds me of another one:

Don't trust people too much, but don't be overly suspicious of them either.

I can agree with this one. I've had problems with gullibility.

On day xx of month yy of the year zzzz, very on these numbers: (100 M€ jackpot numbers).

Also, buy condoms online. Much, much cheaper than the local pharmacy.

1- Learn how money works. Then make it work for you.

2- Yes, you do want to tell stories for a living. So start drawing.

John L. is going to fall in love you, PAY ATTENTION !!

You're going to fall in love with Brian M. You might want to avoid that one, he dies.

You'll understand Dewey someday, and you'll even know him better than he knows himself. Turns out that is gonna be the best possible outcome.

When Mike B. talks about his dick, act interested, it's worth it.

Don't try to figure out Donnie Fuckin' R., just do what he wants, and he DOES want it.

Be more sober the night you wear the dog collar and leash to the Wreck Room.

Don't buy the tie dyed suit, you'll never wear it.

Do what you have to do to get the fibreglas CC kit for the Monte Carlo, you'll never regret it.

Your shrink is a sneaky rat bastard, do what he says, it turns out fine except for Brian

Pay more attention when Y gets murdered, they never solve it because they don't try or care. Make a stink about it.

You'll never believe it, but that annoying kid at church burns up in a space shuttle

Yep, that really was Earl Scruggs nephew. Go figure.

That day when the freshly mowed clover smells so good at work is going to be the high point of your time there.

Buy more vinyl albums.

You'll outlive Peggy C. by many years, it's OK to put up with her crap, you get the last laugh.

Take more pictures of your friends.

(June 23, 2014 at 4:07 pm)Insanity Wrote:

(June 23, 2014 at 4:05 pm)Luckie Wrote: Life isn't about doing this or doing that and not doing this and that. It's about finding the right balance of everything that works for you.

^^^ Agreed

^^^ Seconded


The motion carries.

(June 23, 2014 at 3:01 pm)Rayaan Wrote: 1. Don't wish to gain honor or distinction from people. Real honor comes only from God.

That's a really depressing revelation you got there.

'Honor' doesn't come from anywhere Rayaan. There is no such real quantifiable thing or entity. Its not a position, or status. Its a label, a word.

Honor boils down to reputation, i.e how others see you. But the context you're using it in is psychological, in other words your overall happiness and self-esteem. You understand that these cannot come from man, technology, family, legacy, money, work, achievements, recognition, but you've granted special pleading to your god. He's exempt.

God cannot give you a sense of purpose or fulfillment. Because your life is still your own.

The Christian god is no different. The Bible does not teach people to love themselves and as a consequence, how can they ever expect to love others?

Self-worth therefore has to come from you. If you cannot see any value or merit in yourself, then no one or nothing can.

(June 23, 2014 at 4:33 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: John L. is going to fall in love you, PAY ATTENTION !!

You're going to fall in love with Brian M. You might want to avoid that one, he dies.

You'll understand Dewey someday, and you'll even know him better than he knows himself. Turns out that is gonna be the best possible outcome.

When Mike B. talks about his dick, act interested, it's worth it.

Don't try to figure out Donnie Fuckin' R., just do what he wants, and he DOES want it.

Be more sober the night you wear the dog collar and leash to the Wreck Room.

Don't buy the tie dyed suit, you'll never wear it.

Do what you have to do to get the fibreglas CC kit for the Monte Carlo, you'll never regret it.

Your shrink is a sneaky rat bastard, do what he says, it turns out fine except for Brian

Pay more attention when Y gets murdered, they never solve it because they don't try or care. Make a stink about it.

You'll never believe it, but that annoying kid at church burns up in a space shuttle

Yep, that really was Earl Scruggs nephew. Go figure.

That day when the freshly mowed clover smells so good at work is going to be the high point of your time there.

Buy more vinyl albums.

You'll outlive Peggy C. by many years, it's OK to put up with her crap, you get the last laugh.

Take more pictures of your friends.

O.o

Part of me wants more context. Part of me think's the greatness of that post is in the lack of any real context.