Best movie quotes

[Ravenshire]

Why is the rum gone?

Why is the rum always gone?

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What may be my all-time favorite comedy, "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure." It's chock-full of great quotes and one-liners. And best of all, Keanu Reeves didn't have to act.

Mr. Ryan: "Ted, stand up."
Ted: "Stand up?"
Mr. Ryan: "Yes, son. Stand up."
[Ted stands]
Mr. Ryan: "Now, who was Joan of Arc?"
Ted: "...Noah's wife?"

Ted: "Now your dad's going for it in your own room!"
Bill: "Shut up, Ted."
Ted: "Your step-mom is cute, though."
Bill: "Shut up, Ted!"
Ted: "Remember when I asked her to the prom?"
Bill: "SHUT UP, TED!"

"Strange thing are afoot at the Circle-K"
~Ted

Rufus (George Carlin): [putting on his sunglasses] "Gentlemen... we're history."

"We're with you Billy the Kid!"
Bill and Ted

Bill: "It's a history report, not a babe report."
Ted: "But, Bill, those are historical babes."

" Bogus. Heinous. Most non-triumphant. Ah, Ted, don't be dead, dude."
"You killed Ted you medieval dickweed!
~Bill

*after hugging* "Faaag"
~Bill and Ted

"How's it goin' Royal Ugly Dudes?"
~Bill

Royal Ugly Dude: "Put them in the iron maiden."
Bill and Ted: "Iron Maiden? Excellent!

Bill: "You ditched Napoleon!"
Ted: "Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?"
Deacon: "He was a dick. "

Bill (to Dr. Freud): "No thanks. Just a minor Oedipal complex."

Rufus (commenting on the playing of Wyld Stallyns): "They do get better."