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Lies it's OK to tell children
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RE: Lies it's OK to tell children
Really, really, really bad children can be spanked TO DEATH.



Take an extension cord, cut off the socket end, and strip the wires back. Find an annoying child and ask them if they would like to shake hands with Jesus.



I've told a couple of kids that I too have the heart of a small child . . .

. . . for breakfast every morning




Tongue
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Lies it's OK to tell children - by ManMachine - June 26, 2014 at 4:23 pm
RE: Lies it's OK to tell children - by ThePinsir - June 26, 2014 at 4:27 pm
RE: Lies it's OK to tell children - by rexbeccarox - June 26, 2014 at 4:58 pm
RE: Lies it's OK to tell children - by vorlon13 - June 26, 2014 at 9:27 pm

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