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Great bible teachings!
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Great bible teachings!
The bible is full of great moral stuff. I use it on a regular basis in order to live a good wholesome, righteous life.

Deuteronomy 22:28 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife."

Deuteronomy 21:10-13 When thou goest forth to battle against thine enemies, and Jehovah thy God delivereth them into thy hands, and thou carriest them away captive, and seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and thou hast a desire unto her, and wouldest take her to thee to wife; then thou shalt bring her home to thy house; and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; and she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thy house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife.

Deuteronomy 23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Mathew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

Deuteronomy 23:10 If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp:

Deuteronomy 14:21 Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner

Proverbs 20:30 Blows and wounds cleanse away evil, and beatings purge the inmost being.

Leviticus 25:44-46 Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. You can will them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.

Ephesians 5:22-24 Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

1 Peter 2:18 Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother and will not listen to them when they discipline him, his father and mother shall take hold of him and bring him to the elders at the gate of his town. They shall say to the elders, "This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a profligate and a drunkard." Then all the men of his town shall stone him to death. You must purge the evil from among you. All Israel will hear of it and be afraid.

Exodus 21:7 If a man sells his daughter as a servant, she is not to go free as menservants do.

Exodus 21:17 Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death.

Luke 6:29-30 If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic. Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back.

Luke 16:18 Anyone who divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery, and the man who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

John 12:25 The man who loves his life will lose it, while the man who hates his life in this world will keep it for eternal life.

Romans 14:2 One man's faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables.

Yah, I'm in jail. Yes, I stoned my son. Yah, I let some guy cripple me and I gave him everything I had. Yes, I sold my daughter into slavery and unfortunately my wife did try to save me by grabbing the assailent's crotch so I cut off her hand and she died of blood loss... HOWEVER! I have followed the bible and my life is better then ever. Soon they'll fry me in the electric chair and I'll be rewarded with eternal bliss.

And don't none of you 'soft-christians' try telln me that the OT isn't valid anymore!

Mathew 5:18 I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.

That includes that OT, bitches! ANd I'm the only one holey enough to have followed it. W00T!
Come my brethren and feast upon one another! (S)He who triumps and has eaten us all will be blessed with the knowledge of all those with whom (s)he has consumed!
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Great bible teachings! - by John_S3V - May 12, 2010 at 3:49 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Minimalist - May 12, 2010 at 3:53 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Watson - May 12, 2010 at 5:04 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Caecilian - May 12, 2010 at 5:12 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Minimalist - May 12, 2010 at 5:22 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Rhage - May 12, 2010 at 7:13 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by John_S3V - May 13, 2010 at 9:05 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by tackattack - May 13, 2010 at 10:13 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by John_S3V - May 13, 2010 at 11:12 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by tackattack - May 13, 2010 at 11:17 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by John_S3V - May 13, 2010 at 12:09 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Minimalist - May 13, 2010 at 12:15 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by John_S3V - May 13, 2010 at 12:40 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Minimalist - May 13, 2010 at 1:39 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by tackattack - May 13, 2010 at 9:49 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Minimalist - May 13, 2010 at 9:56 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by tackattack - May 13, 2010 at 10:54 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Minimalist - May 13, 2010 at 11:28 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by chatpilot - May 14, 2010 at 7:02 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by fr0d0 - May 14, 2010 at 7:15 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Minimalist - May 14, 2010 at 11:16 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by John_S3V - May 14, 2010 at 8:21 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Watson - May 14, 2010 at 9:39 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by John_S3V - May 14, 2010 at 11:36 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by tackattack - May 14, 2010 at 12:21 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by John_S3V - May 14, 2010 at 2:14 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Watson - May 14, 2010 at 2:47 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by John_S3V - May 16, 2010 at 1:02 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Minimalist - May 14, 2010 at 12:39 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by chatpilot - May 15, 2010 at 12:47 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Watson - May 15, 2010 at 12:51 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by chatpilot - May 15, 2010 at 1:04 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Watson - May 15, 2010 at 1:39 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Minimalist - May 15, 2010 at 2:02 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Watson - May 15, 2010 at 2:20 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Minimalist - May 15, 2010 at 2:32 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Welsh cake - May 15, 2010 at 8:30 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by chatpilot - May 15, 2010 at 12:42 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by tackattack - May 16, 2010 at 3:14 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by tackattack - May 16, 2010 at 8:16 pm
RE: Great bible teachings! - by John_S3V - May 17, 2010 at 9:18 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by KichigaiNeko - May 18, 2010 at 5:24 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Scented Nectar - May 18, 2010 at 9:42 am
RE: Great bible teachings! - by Minimalist - May 18, 2010 at 11:03 am

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