My Re-introduction

[Rabb Allah]

What? NO! I used to be Shaykh al-Kabir Shair Abdulrab. The Pagan theist who believed that everybody goes to hell . The whole messed started over a discussion with a friend of mine who wanted to create the most irrefutable position of theism to counteract atheism. I told him I could do it and created a theology so whack it could not be refuted. It went sort of good I must say.

So.....is there any money in this new religion of yours? I'm currently entertaining any highly-paid position that doesn't involve much work, requires no morals and involves access to many hot babes.

Well let's see, I am heavily influenced by Arabian paganism so this new religion will include sexual slavery(typical Arab norm). Veni, vidi, vici will be the norm so plundering and pillaging will be heavily encouraged. The women will be brought from the lands of California and Florida mostly(we shall skip Texas because them some ugly women). This religion shall also encourages sexual activity be performed once every 40 minutes(anti-Chastity as it is called).

That is about it. Does it sound appealing?
Oh and we shall take vast amount of gold when we have enough followers to conquer the ghettos and remove the gold from people's teeth!