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Jesus's sacrifice
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RE: Jesus's sacrifice
May 18, 2010 at 9:26 am (This post was last modified: May 18, 2010 at 9:29 am by Dotard.)
Christians here are still ignoring the fact Jesus didn't sacrifice a thing.

It's not a sacrifice if you get it back within a few days. Sacrificed his 'human mortal' life you say?

Whoopie poo. That's like me leaving Texas for Louisiana, getting beat up there, moving back to Texas and claiming I "sacrificed" my life. My Louisiana life. It's meaningless. I mean the dude didn't even lose a finger or remained crippled or anything that would qualify as a 'sacrifice'.

I could not find the clip where Jesus keeps getting killed and just returns to life with a big grin on his face, so I'll post this one instead. At least I could agree he sacrificed sex, but definately not his life or anything meaningful.

[youtube]lKRbl5qI0Cc[/youtube]


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Jesus's sacrifice - by Ace Otana - May 15, 2010 at 7:26 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Dotard - May 15, 2010 at 7:49 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Watson - May 15, 2010 at 11:13 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Ace Otana - May 15, 2010 at 11:22 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Minimalist - May 15, 2010 at 12:03 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by KichigaiNeko - May 16, 2010 at 12:29 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by tavarish - May 15, 2010 at 11:14 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Godschild - May 15, 2010 at 11:33 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Ace Otana - May 15, 2010 at 12:01 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Godschild - May 16, 2010 at 12:21 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Shell B - May 16, 2010 at 12:30 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Godschild - May 16, 2010 at 7:49 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Shell B - May 16, 2010 at 8:00 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Godschild - May 17, 2010 at 12:22 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Shell B - May 17, 2010 at 1:10 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by KichigaiNeko - May 16, 2010 at 12:44 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Minimalist - May 16, 2010 at 1:40 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by tackattack - May 16, 2010 at 3:50 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Zen Badger - May 16, 2010 at 7:41 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Shell B - May 16, 2010 at 1:00 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by tackattack - May 16, 2010 at 9:25 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Shell B - May 16, 2010 at 9:40 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by tackattack - May 17, 2010 at 1:16 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by SleepingDemon - May 16, 2010 at 10:52 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by fr0d0 - May 16, 2010 at 1:14 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Shell B - May 16, 2010 at 1:23 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by tackattack - May 16, 2010 at 1:21 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by SleepingDemon - May 16, 2010 at 2:27 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Minimalist - May 16, 2010 at 1:21 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Paul the Human - May 16, 2010 at 1:22 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by fr0d0 - May 16, 2010 at 3:40 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Paul the Human - May 16, 2010 at 3:46 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by fr0d0 - May 16, 2010 at 5:00 pm
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RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by fr0d0 - May 16, 2010 at 5:25 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Watson - May 16, 2010 at 5:10 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Paul the Human - May 16, 2010 at 5:24 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Minimalist - May 16, 2010 at 9:47 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Watson - May 16, 2010 at 9:52 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Shell B - May 16, 2010 at 10:00 pm
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RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Minimalist - May 16, 2010 at 10:04 pm
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RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Shell B - May 16, 2010 at 10:32 pm
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RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Shell B - May 16, 2010 at 11:12 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by The_Flying_Skeptic - May 16, 2010 at 11:14 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Watson - May 16, 2010 at 11:16 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by The_Flying_Skeptic - May 16, 2010 at 11:24 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Watson - May 16, 2010 at 11:28 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by The_Flying_Skeptic - May 16, 2010 at 11:39 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Watson - May 16, 2010 at 11:43 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by The_Flying_Skeptic - May 17, 2010 at 12:00 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Watson - May 17, 2010 at 12:09 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by The_Flying_Skeptic - May 16, 2010 at 11:49 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Watson - May 16, 2010 at 11:53 pm
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by The_Flying_Skeptic - May 17, 2010 at 12:25 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Watson - May 17, 2010 at 12:44 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Minimalist - May 17, 2010 at 1:16 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Watson - May 17, 2010 at 1:24 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by tackattack - May 17, 2010 at 11:24 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Dotard - May 18, 2010 at 9:26 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by tackattack - May 19, 2010 at 12:49 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Minimalist - May 19, 2010 at 1:41 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Dotard - May 19, 2010 at 10:19 am
RE: Jesus's sacrifice - by Minimalist - May 19, 2010 at 10:52 am

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