This guy walks into a bar. The bartender asks... "what'll it be?" The guy responds... "I'll have a Jack® and Coke®" and while motioning toward a female patron he also says... "and get something for that douchebag at the end of the bar."
The bartender replies... "Hey pal, I'll not have you saying derogatory things about my patrons. You'd best mind your manners." To which the guy replies... "you're right. Just give me my drink."
The guy finishes his drink, and he motions for the bartender. He tells the bartender... "Give me another Jack® and Coke®, and get something for that douchebag at the end of the bar."
The bartender, now angered, replies... "Hey pal, I warned you once already, I don't want to have to say it again." To which the guy again replies... "you're right. Just give me my drink."
Again, the guy finishes his drink, and asks for another, adding... "And whatever that douchebag at the end of the bar wants... let her have it."
Now more livid than ever, the bartender says... "That's it pal! You're out of here!" and he kicks the guy out of the bar.
Concerned that his female patron may have overheard the insults, the bartender asks her... "Miss, may I buy you a drink on the house?" To which the female patron replies...
The bartender replies... "Hey pal, I'll not have you saying derogatory things about my patrons. You'd best mind your manners." To which the guy replies... "you're right. Just give me my drink."
The guy finishes his drink, and he motions for the bartender. He tells the bartender... "Give me another Jack® and Coke®, and get something for that douchebag at the end of the bar."
The bartender, now angered, replies... "Hey pal, I warned you once already, I don't want to have to say it again." To which the guy again replies... "you're right. Just give me my drink."
Again, the guy finishes his drink, and asks for another, adding... "And whatever that douchebag at the end of the bar wants... let her have it."
Now more livid than ever, the bartender says... "That's it pal! You're out of here!" and he kicks the guy out of the bar.
Concerned that his female patron may have overheard the insults, the bartender asks her... "Miss, may I buy you a drink on the house?" To which the female patron replies...
