RE: Yet more christian logic: christian sues for not being given a job she refuses to do.
July 19, 2014 at 12:35 pm
(This post was last modified: July 19, 2014 at 12:35 pm by StealthySkeptic.)
(July 19, 2014 at 11:47 am)Bad Wolf Wrote: Your honour, my client claims that he was absolutely unaware of the purpose of the 'death star' and was simply told it was a space station designed as a retreat for the emperor. All the evidence suggests that (as a member of the security detail) he was never informed of this space stations true function and therefore cannot be held accountable for the destruction of Alderan.
Bailiff, remove the defendant for trying to Force choke me.

But in all seriousness, this is beyond the pale of stupidity.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.