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No more “lead us not into temptation”
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No more “lead us not into temptation”
Pope removes “lead us not into temptation” from the Lord's Prayer. “The one who leads you into temptation is Satan,” he said. God created Satan, so, basically, God subcontracted all the “lead you into temptation” business out to Satan. Glory!
https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/cwn/2019/ju...rds-prayer

So the Bible is still being corrected. Jesus, who died for a weekend for our sins, apparently misunderstood who was doing the tempting. And it only took the Catholic Church 2000 years to figure it out. What else did the Bible get wrong?
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RE: No more “lead us not into temptation”
I don't remember who said this, but I agree "I can resist anything, but temptation."
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RE: No more “lead us not into temptation”
Satan was the scapegoat long before Jesus died for our sins.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: No more “lead us not into temptation”
here we go     Hehe


Quote:THE words of the Lord's Prayer won't be changed in Britain despite Pope Francis approving altering parts of it, the Catholic Church has said.
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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RE: No more “lead us not into temptation”
(June 6, 2019 at 11:57 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Pope removes “lead us not into temptation” from the Lord's Prayer. “The one who leads you into temptation is Satan,” he said. God created Satan, so, basically, God subcontracted all the “lead you into temptation” business out to Satan. Glory!
https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/cwn/2019/ju...rds-prayer

So the Bible is still being corrected. Jesus, who died for a weekend for our sins, apparently misunderstood who was doing the tempting. And it only took the Catholic Church 2000 years to figure it out. What else did the Bible get wrong?

Three days, actually.

Jesus sacrificed his LONG weekend for your sins.

Pick and choose the bible -the Christian way.
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RE: No more “lead us not into temptation”
(June 6, 2019 at 11:57 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Pope removes “lead us not into temptation” from the Lord's Prayer. “The one who leads you into temptation is Satan,” he said. God created Satan, so, basically, God subcontracted all the “lead you into temptation” business out to Satan. Glory!
https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/cwn/2019/ju...rds-prayer

So the Bible is still being corrected. Jesus, who died for a weekend for our sins, apparently misunderstood who was doing the tempting. And it only took the Catholic Church 2000 years to figure it out. What else did the Bible get wrong?

What of the examples in the bible where God lead christ into the desert to be tempted?

How is this a correction if Christ constructs a prayer that addresses his temptation of sin?

Seems to me the pope does not know or understand the bible.

Seems to me this alteration in scripture is yet another example of this religion taking another step away from the God of the bible.
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RE: No more “lead us not into temptation”
I taught satan everything she knows about the art of evilocity!
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RE: No more “lead us not into temptation”
Maybe they should consider adding the following prayer:


'Oh Lord Most High, Creator of the Cosmos, Spinner of Galaxies, Soul of Electromagnetic Waves, Inhaler and Exhaler of Inconceivable Volumes of Vacuum, Spitter of Fire and Rock, Trifler with Millennia — what could we do for Thee that Thou couldst not do for Thyself one octillion times better? Nothing. What could we do or say that could possibly interest Thee? Nothing. Oh, Mankind, rejoice in the apathy of our Creator, for it makes us free and truthful and dignified at last. No longer can a fool point to a ridiculous accident of good luck and say, 'Somebody up there likes me.' And no longer can a tyrant say, 'God wants this or that to happen, and anyone who doesn't help this or that to happen is against God.' O Lord Most High, what a glorious weapon is Thy Apathy, for we have unsheathed it, have thrust and slashed mightily with it, and the claptrap that has so often enslaved us or driven us into the madhouse lies slain!' - Kurt Vonnegut, Jr, The Sirens of Titan


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RE: No more “lead us not into temptation”
(June 7, 2019 at 11:09 am)Drich Wrote:
(June 6, 2019 at 11:57 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Pope removes “lead us not into temptation” from the Lord's Prayer. “The one who leads you into temptation is Satan,” he said. God created Satan, so, basically, God subcontracted all the “lead you into temptation” business out to Satan. Glory!
https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/cwn/2019/ju...rds-prayer

So the Bible is still being corrected. Jesus, who died for a weekend for our sins, apparently misunderstood who was doing the tempting. And it only took the Catholic Church 2000 years to figure it out. What else did the Bible get wrong?

What of the examples in the bible where God lead christ into the desert to be tempted?

How is this a correction if Christ constructs a prayer that addresses his temptation of sin?

Seems to me the pope does not know or understand the bible.

Seems to me this alteration in scripture is yet another example of this religion taking another step away from the God of the bible.

God of the bible?? You mean this 2000 years of copies, copies of copies, mistranslations, errors and just plain made up crap?
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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RE: No more “lead us not into temptation”
(June 6, 2019 at 12:00 pm)LastPoet Wrote: I don't remember who said this, but I agree "I can resist anything, but temptation."

Thomas Aquinas? Either him or Augustine of Hippo. I can't remember, I'm drunk.
You see, one thing is: I can live with doubt and uncertainty and not knowing.
I think it's much more interesting to live not knoing than to have answers which might be wrong.
Richard Feynman

Well the sorrow the suffering the glory the pain
The killing the dying was all done in vain
For young Willy Mc Bride it all happened again
And again,and again,and again,and again

Eric Bogle Green Fields of France
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