In no particular order:
Jesus Christ to clear up those quotes and testaments.
Adolf Hitler for the same reason.
Barack Obama to see his arguments.
Pope Benedict XVI to see his arguments.
Bill O'Reilly because he's an asshole.
Christopher Hitchens because he's an asshole.
Albert Einstein to get a solid understanding of his position.
Hunter S. Thompson because he makes any subject more interesting.
That's all I've got.
Jesus Christ to clear up those quotes and testaments.
Adolf Hitler for the same reason.
Barack Obama to see his arguments.
Pope Benedict XVI to see his arguments.
Bill O'Reilly because he's an asshole.
Christopher Hitchens because he's an asshole.
Albert Einstein to get a solid understanding of his position.
Hunter S. Thompson because he makes any subject more interesting.
That's all I've got.