(July 22, 2014 at 4:36 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I like the idea. Still, I would hate to cede any part of the U.S. to these idiots. But if it came to that, which area would you recommend giving them? I'm torn between giving them part of the southwest desert so they can continue to bitch about Mexicans and other Latin Americans (I wouldn't want to deprive them of all of their favorite things) or Utah, where they could interbreed with the Mormons. Of course, it goes without saying that (oh, delicious irony!) we would need to erect A BIG FUCKING FENCE at the border to keep these shitheads from sneaking back into the U.S. after they turn their own place into a Teabag dystopia.
As for rounding them up and getting them to go voluntarily, we could announce a huge festival -- a combination revival meeting, gun show, monster truck pull, NASCAR race, and performance by the Blue Collar Comedy guys complete with a Blue Angels fly-over. That should get most of them.
Maybe we could take Newt Gingrich's idea and set up a colony on the moon, set aside for them. Heck, we already think of them as lunatics. Now as residents of the lunar colony, that would be their official name.
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