(July 25, 2014 at 11:44 am)FreeTony Wrote: Yes, he is a big fan of homeopathy, as well as talking to plants. Thanks to our intrusive press over here, we also know that he fantasizes about being reborn as a tampon. This is someone I'm meant to bow to if I meet. This will not be happening.
The only regard I have for Charlie is that he is a Goons fan and was a close personal friend of Spike, Sellers and Seagoon. That plus he shares my sister's birthday. Beyond that, I cannot stand the man.
As to the MP (which in this case means Mental Patient, even for a Tory): I'm reminded of an old Peanuts storyline, which I'm sure I've mentioned before. Charlie Brown was helping Linus get elected as class president and they were doing so well in the polls, it was practically a shoe-in. Then the candidates had to give one last speech before the vote and Linus decided to share his belief in the Great Pumpkin. The only real difference is that Linus blew the election and never got nominated again. This idiot will probably get a peerage.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
