RE: Is it possible to be a gay Christian?
July 26, 2014 at 11:38 am
(This post was last modified: July 26, 2014 at 11:50 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Why would religious affiliation have any relationship with "sense"? Further, why would sexuality? As far as I'm aware, you can't convince yourself through reason that cock is delicious or that vag is juicy and satisfying. I'm entirely certain that there are people who suppress their sexuality due to religious affiliation - but I bet that their mouths secretly water when they see jesus half nude on a cross, or when they imagine undressing mary in all her virginal glory. Imagine being a gay muslim man, 2 inches away from all that asshole 5 times a day. Makes me sweat just thinking about it. More than one "accidental" whiff has been taken at prayer time, I'm sure.
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"Oh golly gee achmed, sorry about that, I lost my balance and my face fell directly between your cheeks"
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