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Jesus, 2000 years ago
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RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago
July 26, 2014 at 11:54 am
Quote:He would not permit some E coli to lay Him low, nor could an adder bite His heel and make Him late.


Ever notice how mythological characters never get a virus, or a backache, or stub their toe, or hit their hand with a hammer, or fail to get it up, or have body odor, or take a shit?

It's almost as if they aren't REAL. Any of them.
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Jesus, 2000 years ago - by vorlon13 - July 25, 2014 at 10:53 pm
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by Minimalist - July 26, 2014 at 12:12 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by ignoramus - July 26, 2014 at 12:20 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by Jenny A - July 26, 2014 at 12:15 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by Cato - July 26, 2014 at 12:27 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by KUSA - July 26, 2014 at 2:00 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by Minimalist - July 26, 2014 at 2:44 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by Wyrd of Gawd - July 26, 2014 at 2:08 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by ShaMan - July 26, 2014 at 2:13 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by John S - July 26, 2014 at 7:51 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by Esquilax - July 26, 2014 at 8:00 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by John S - July 26, 2014 at 8:21 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by Dystopia - July 26, 2014 at 9:28 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by John V - July 26, 2014 at 9:34 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by vorlon13 - July 26, 2014 at 10:04 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by John V - July 26, 2014 at 10:31 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by vorlon13 - July 26, 2014 at 4:27 pm
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by vorlon13 - July 26, 2014 at 10:47 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by John V - July 26, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by Minimalist - July 26, 2014 at 11:54 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by vorlon13 - July 26, 2014 at 11:59 am
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by Dystopia - July 26, 2014 at 12:01 pm
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by John V - July 26, 2014 at 1:32 pm
RE: Jesus, 2000 years ago - by Minimalist - July 26, 2014 at 4:58 pm

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