A discussion around family table.

[Ace Otana]

Just jumping in old boy. If I did wrong on most of those you listed, does that mean I'm hell bound? Hope so.

Honor thy father and thy mother." 20:12

Well I can honour my father but mother? She has a bloody anger problem.
So I fail here.

Thou shalt not kill." 20:13

Does killing millions of insects count? If so I fail here.

Thou shalt not commit adultery

Haven't done this yet but plan to. I pass this one but not for long.

Thou shalt not steal

Well I did steal a toy car when I was five and 2 pence when I was 14. I fail here

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

Haven't done this yet. I pass here but plan to fail it sometime in the future.

Be kind to strangers, widows, and fatherless children.

Don't need a bible to tell me to be kind. I pass here.

Value the truth; don't lie

Big fat fail here.

Don't do what everyone else does, if what they do is wrong.

I fail here.

Be kind to your enemies. Do good to those who hate you.

Ha you got to be joking. Big fail here.

Treat the poor fairly.

No disagreements here. Pass.

Be honest. Don't kill the innocent.

Well honest sometimes, don't quite get the "don't kill the innocent. I still fail here though.

Don't mistreat strangers

What if there yobs or rapists? I fail here.

Does this mean I'm going to this made up hell that doesn't really exist?
Well that was fun.