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I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please
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RE: I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please
Amusingly, early muslim scholars had a heated debate about whether or not the houris(houriii....? fucking arabic!) have anuses. This was (of course) very important-within context-.

The general theme is that heaven is filled with any sort of delight that earth might be (and some that earth doesn't have). Sexual satisfaction and gratification are among those things. Whether or not women get their sexdolls when they get to paradise - depends, mostly, upon how any given translator feels about what women may desire(there's a definite current in the surrounding literature about modesty being the "nature" of a woman-clearly no one's clued these guys in, but that's neither here nor there). Some insist that all things are equal in heaven - and so too, the sex available to the sexes. The houri are magical beings, they can be whatever is wished of them. Ostensibly, if a women wished for something from them - she'd get it (whatever "it" is).
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I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please - by ShaMan - July 28, 2014 at 8:29 pm
RE: I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please - by KUSA - July 29, 2014 at 12:18 pm
RE: I Need A Sincere Christian Response Please - by The Grand Nudger - August 1, 2014 at 2:34 am

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