Jesus said he would be right back. He didn't show. For two thousand years every generation has predicted his imminent return; each generation failed in its prognostication.
Christians are those poor bastards that were promised a blind date with Prince Charming, but aren't smart enough to get on after being stood up.
Christians are those poor bastards that were promised a blind date with Prince Charming, but aren't smart enough to get on after being stood up.
