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A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
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RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here
August 3, 2014 at 12:33 pm



Well played sir, well played.

We shall create a new religion, and its name shall be... Alcoholism
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here

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A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by professor - August 3, 2014 at 10:32 am
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by Nine - August 3, 2014 at 10:36 am
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by Lucanus - August 3, 2014 at 12:33 pm
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by Cato - August 5, 2014 at 12:18 pm
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by Cato - August 5, 2014 at 5:09 pm
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by Cato - August 5, 2014 at 8:42 pm
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by Drich - August 27, 2014 at 3:19 pm
RE: A litle birdie told me- we asked to be here - by Tonus - August 28, 2014 at 8:39 am

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